Well, that was random

Jun 18
Jun 18
Jun 17
jinxley:

i tried to invoke the powers of jesus on my history test but the lord has failed me

jinxley:

i tried to invoke the powers of jesus on my history test but the lord has failed me

Jun 17
lavender-ice:

akaisoru:

hopelesslyhiddled:

taking the students’ dignity as a final screw you

ZAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN KOKUUUUUUUUUUUUUU NA TENSHII NO YOUUU NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

FUMARETA HANA NO NAMAE MO SHIRAZUNIIIIII

lavender-ice:

akaisoru:

hopelesslyhiddled:

taking the students’ dignity as a final screw you

ZAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN KOKUUUUUUUUUUUUUU NA TENSHII NO YOUUU NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

FUMARETA HANA NO NAMAE MO SHIRAZUNIIIIII

Jun 17

Can we talk about the Peter Pan(s) at disney world?

Jun 17
Jun 17
Jun 17

vaspim:

come back home 4 years later with a bunch of pictures taped together. parents look at me in shock. COLLEGE? ohhh i thought u wanted a COLLAGE…. yeah it was a huge miscommunication on their part

Jun 17
virginitity:

dream come true

virginitity:

dream come true

Jun 16
themasterslover:

strazza-thats-me:

forevercryingbecausemerlin:

siriusly-obsessed:


tonkadora:


awkwardbirds:


rainbowrebecca:


tardistagalong:


mischieftobemanaged:


I love this kid.
He’s only in Prisoner of Azkaban, and he has two lines:
“It’s among the darkest omens in our world. It’s an omen… of death.”
and don’t forget, the ever popular:
“It’s like trying to catch smoke… Like trying to catch smoke with your bare hands.”
It’s like okay, kid, we don’t know who you are, but go ahead and say the two most intense lines in the entire movie. I guess that’s cool. Whatevs.


This is Bem, the only student to ever successfully change Houses. In the third movie, he’s a Gryffindor. In the fifth he magically becomes a Ravenclaw. Bow down to Bem for he holds all the knowledge.


BEM IS OUR KING.


It’s because after he uttered those two lines everyone was like ‘DAYUM BEM’ and he was sent to Dumbledore’s office and Dumbledore was like I boy you twoo fuckin’ wise to be a lion you gonna be a eagle now. Get your ass in Ravenclaw.
and thats how it happened.
the end.





All hail Bem.


you can really tell we haven’t had a new book for over 5 years now can’t you?

WE NEED A BOOK ABOUT BEM. 

AND THE SCIENCE WIZARD
x

themasterslover:

strazza-thats-me:

forevercryingbecausemerlin:

siriusly-obsessed:

tonkadora:

awkwardbirds:

rainbowrebecca:

tardistagalong:

mischieftobemanaged:

I love this kid.

He’s only in Prisoner of Azkaban, and he has two lines:

“It’s among the darkest omens in our world. It’s an omen… of death.”

and don’t forget, the ever popular:

“It’s like trying to catch smoke… Like trying to catch smoke with your bare hands.”

It’s like okay, kid, we don’t know who you are, but go ahead and say the two most intense lines in the entire movie. I guess that’s cool. Whatevs.

This is Bem, the only student to ever successfully change Houses. In the third movie, he’s a Gryffindor. In the fifth he magically becomes a Ravenclaw. Bow down to Bem for he holds all the knowledge.

BEM IS OUR KING.

It’s because after he uttered those two lines everyone was like ‘DAYUM BEM’ and he was sent to Dumbledore’s office and Dumbledore was like I boy you twoo fuckin’ wise to be a lion you gonna be a eagle now. Get your ass in Ravenclaw.

and thats how it happened.

the end.

image

All hail Bem.

you can really tell we haven’t had a new book for over 5 years now can’t you?

WE NEED A BOOK ABOUT BEM. 

AND THE SCIENCE WIZARD

x

Jun 16
Jun 16

“Did you go anywhere fun over break?”

Jun 16

toocooltobehipster:

thewtfage:

This is Ke$ha’s song ‘Blow’ without the auto tune crap.

i <3 ke$ha

Jun 16
Jun 16